Arrived back in OZ today at 0730 in the morning.
Now that was an eventful end to my holiday.
Mandatory notification to the Department Health; I’ve just got back from seeing the Tropical Diseases Specialist (3 x injections later) and needles into my fingertips!
Yes, modellers, needles into my fingertips. Hmm, only three more needles to go (what fun), I’ve only got two arse cheeks, so I wonder where the good doctor plans to stick my third Rabies shot?
(suggestions welcome)I cried (man tears) in the clinic today. All that stuff from the nurse about taking me to see the doctor at the back of the clinic to avoid all the colds and flues was just BS. I got the sound-proof-room and still managed to frighten the other patients with the screaming.
(squeal like a pig for me boy!)Never, ever, again will I hand feed the cute furry animals while on holidays. (I don't care how soft your velvet nose is, I'm a hardened man)
My week long relationship with Mr “Hello Darling” (cute squirrel with the big brown eyes) is well and truly over. What started out as an occasional peanut just between man friends, ended up as an (unsupervised) excess of Bintang beer, peanuts and all of Mr Hello Darling’s squirrel mates coming over and having a party on my hotel balcony.
One of his mates (a Werewolf masquerading as a squirrel) bit my ring finger down to the bone during a desperate lunge for the offered peanut. I was two hours away from catching my scheduled flight home.
I’m left with lasting memories of Bali and Mr Hello Darling, including a not so subtle sense of irony for giving Bo some shtick in his thread about squirrel hunting while on vacation.
Mr Hello Darling got off with a feast
His mate, the Werewolf, is now hunting for fresh Australian friends
I can’t sit down and
Our favourite reviewer Jamo is going to have his Eindecker wheels laced by a one-armed (likely intoxicated) Aussie wheel maker tomorrow.
Happy Holidays!
Don’t forget to count the spokesp.s. I never knew Rabies was such a nasty disease, OK so it could have been worse, lucky I wasn't in Canada hunting beaver.
