Okay, I'll bite. When I read James' profile and saw that he has been suffering from AMS, I immediately turned to that oh-so credible source of information, Wikipedia. I admit I was really saddened to hear that you had Ablepharon Macrostomia Syndrome, but thought your picture looked pretty good, considering that symptoms include abnormalities of the face, fingers, and, well,
other areas. I was also surprised that you would share your affliction with such a disease so openly. But all the power to you.
When no-one else seemed to think it was a big deal, then I started to cotton on...
Glad to see you're recovering, my good man. I'd hate to see such a fine person succumb to such a rare "disorder [that] may be inherited as an autosomal recessive genetic trait."

LT