Natural Rubber Tyres by Fat Otto

[Steven Robson]

OK if you want them, come and get them

For Sale: two weeks only



Natural Rubber Tyres by Fat Otto

Back in 5 minutes: gone for coffee and donuts.

Sizes Available: o rings available in 4 standard sizes (German) suitable for 1/32 scale models
A - 610 x 85 Eindeckers
B - 710 x 85 Fokker Dr.I
C - 760 x 100 D type German single seat scouts
D - 810 x 125 C type German armed two seaters

please consult the list below for tyre sizes of German aircraft

Cost: USD$1.33 per o ring or USD$13.30 per pack of 10 o rings
All prices quoted in US dollars and payment is requested by Paypal only.
 
Postal: Free Shipping Worldwide

Minimum Purchase Order: 10 o rings per bubble pack envelope (any combination of requested sizes).  Orders greater than 10 o rings per customer may be sent in multiple bubble pack envelopes (127mm x 178mm) or stuffed tightly into one fat little envelope or simply boxed, subject to the fickle whims of Fat Otto.

How to Order:
Place an order for Natural Rubber Tyres by Fat Otto with a Personal Message to Steven Robson.  Your PM should include the number and sizes of requested o rings, a postal address and your Paypal email, I will invoice your Paypal.  Only purchase orders placed by PM will be considered.

example o rings

Photo courtesy of: Flugzeugwerke

terms and conditions:

Sale commences Monday 4 May 2015 at 2100 (Australian Central Time) and ends, close of business Tuesday 19 May 2015.  Supply of o rings is limited.  The sale of Natural Rubber Tyres by Fat Otto does not imply any intention for future sales and or additional production of little rubber o rings.  Fat Otto's are unwashed and come complete with mould seams insitu; remove seams with a sharp blade or sandpaper.


Natural Rubber Tyres by Fat Otto, Fat Otto's o rings, Fat Otto's and all associated Fat Otto rubber products are only available from authorised stockists.  All efforts have been made  to ensure that the information provided in this advertisement is correct at the time of publication.  Some Fat Otto products appearing in this advertisement with spoked wheels are for illustrative purposes only.

Get Otto's before he gets yours.

Make Otto your motto for fancy rubber tyres

[boggie]

hi Steven. 

Hahaha! What a great advertisement!

Otto is not as classy as your new PA,
but he is certainly better protected! 

Considering all the time and effort you put into acquiring your little wheelie prophylactics, I think your price is very cheap!
And postage included too! 

Thank you for offering the opportunity to share the benefits of your enterprize.

All the best for a successful sale. 

[Steven Robson]

Thanks boogie! 

Sale is now open, two weeks only.

Best Regards
Fat Otto

[bobs_buckles]

Nice 'Selfie' Otto 
Looks like you have lost a few pounds. Is your new PA giving you a hard time? lol

Looking forward to receiving my rubbers 

vB

[uncletony]

Tireless Albatros wheels on sale for the duration of Fat Otto's offer:

Details here

[Steven Robson]

Tireless Albatros wheels on sale for the duration of Fat Otto's offer:

Details here

Excellent news Bo! and Happy Birthday, bought you a celebration donut but I ate it 



Tireless Fat Otto starts his second breakfast as he watches his stash of natural rubbers shrink.

[boggie]

Tireless Fat Otto starts his second breakfast as he watches his stash of natural rubbers shrink.

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What? Fat Otto is "tireless" already?

That was fast!   

[Steven Robson]

Tireless Fat Otto starts his second breakfast as he watches his stash of natural rubbers shrink.

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What? Fat Otto is "tireless" already?

That was fast!   

Hi boogie

Not quite tyre-less yet but seeing things slim down in the stash department is rather alarming (in-fact, I've got palpitations, or was that chest pain?).

Wise modellers jump in and get them while the getting's good; I've seen the pain of those who've missed out in the past.

Must go, I reckon the pie cart is just around the corner.

Best
Otto

Fat Otto at the pie cart (more than 100 years ago), hmm maybe that's candy 

[uncletony]

Otto, thanks for the Birthday Wishes!

In gratitude I am having this delicious meal delivered to your tyre emporium:



And it's ok to have seconds!

Enjoy.

[boggie]

Otto, thanks for the Birthday Wishes!

In gratitude I am having this delicious meal delivered to your tyre emporium:



And it's ok to have seconds!

Enjoy.

Well I reckon eating that is guaranteed to give Fat Otto a few extra "spare tyres" . Hahaha

Happy birthday Bo.  Hope you got some good goodies and are having a great day.   

cheers

 

[Pgtaylorart]

Not to sidetrack this thread, but belated Happy Birthday Bo!

George

[uncletony]

Yes let's make this thread all about me me me ME ME

Thanks guys

lol, yes back to Fat Otto and his impending infarction...

[Michael Scarborough]

Steven, are you sending Bo one of those suits as a B'day present?

[IanB]

Yikes! If so, please do NOT post a pic of you in your "Birthday suit"!

Ian

[Steven Robson]

Yikes! If so, please do NOT post a pic of you in your "Birthday suit"!

Ian

Oh come on Ian!  As if I'm going to be able to resist a challenge like that.

I have a photo of Bo and Me in our birthday suits.  Would anyone like to see it?

(go on Steve insert it right here)



Here we are in all our glory!

pssst, I'm not wearing any underwear in this photo


Michael Scarborough: the photo is Bo, out of his suit!
What do you think of those love handles Mr Baron?