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Offline Alexis

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Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« on: January 28, 2021, 10:56:28 AM »
Number 1

Don't sit at your work area in your undergarments with your hair down with a open container of super glue on said bench . No need to go into the details , but it is never a good thing super gluing your hair to your bust line  ::)

Number 2

When painting or sanding your lastest creation please wear disposable gloves to protect your manicure  :)

Number 3

Stockings , just don't wear those either . They don't react well to lacquer thinner if there is a spill .

Number 4

It's best to keep your manicure tools away from the bench . Keeping the beauty items in a different part of house would be best . No more worries on polishing a canopy and pink streaks appear .

Number 5

Do wear old cloths which hold no more passion for these are perfect canves for model paints to enhance to look . Those Christmas sweaters are prefect for this as well .

Number 6

That glass of red wine is not red paint for a baron scheme , even though it is a blood red , it's better for yours .


Alexis

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Re: Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2021, 01:08:47 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2021, 04:31:40 PM »
ahahahah!
seems you learned out of experience....

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edo

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Re: Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2021, 05:29:51 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D The number 1 really got me laughing  ;D Being bald, it will never happen to me, though.

But the number 5!!!!! Oooh, I have ruined many trousers. I never learn not to clean my fingers just using them  :-\

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Re: Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2021, 10:22:30 PM »
Voting for number 6!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2021, 01:32:49 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D

seems you learned out of experience....
Experience is recognizing that you have made the same mistake before. >:(

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Re: Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2021, 05:45:32 AM »
Number 3 gets me every time  :D

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Re: Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2021, 07:58:11 AM »
That is good.  ;D
Thanks for posting, A.
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Re: Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2021, 09:54:02 AM »
Glad you guys got a chuckle out of it  ;)

Edo , my friend , you have no idea  ::)


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Re: Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2021, 06:26:14 AM »
No. 5 for me. The other day I was going to open some paint, just to stir it and see what the true color was. Not going to paint anything really, just get a sample.

Yep!  When I popped the tin, POW!  Paint splatters, and on a good shirt too. Out came the mineral spirits (it was an enamel to boot) and I had to furiously scrub said shirt to save it.

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Re: Do's and Don'ts for the Female Modeller
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2021, 09:29:09 AM »
Reminds me of a post I saw on Hyperscale many years ago entitled "never Model Naked"...

Involved a #11 scalpel, a bottle of CA and a cat.

Cheers,

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